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He made every player look better when he got them onto the ball.

It’s not like big fat boys falling over the line from 2 metres out. They were quality scores.

Now they have Furlong, Clarkson and Rabah so it’s looking good.

Unless of course he doesn’t care about winning it and he’s solely focused on getting this group of players through to win the 2031 RWC.

Context

The Nasty Rule-Benders & Cheating Unrespectful FFR was offered by The Blessed by the Rugby Gods & Mighty Astonishingly Important New Zealand Rugby Union a series of 3 tests match for their summer tour.

Action

Considering that such an event would be, measured by all imaginable metrics, the Pinnaclest’ Pinnacle of Test Rugby, France should have restructured in time their whole professionnal championships in order to please their host.

Reaction

As they didn’t, at the very least, the FFR should have:

a) Fired Galthié who’s selection was not respectful enough of ABs’ Godlike Status;

b) Fired Galthié who’s daring to not playing twice the same team during the series;

c) Fired Galthié who’s not taking enough care of his players health, bending own rules;

d) Fired Galthié who’s team is very much less tired than the AB in some distant future;

e) Fired Galthié because of a) + b) + c) + d) showed that he’s an Ugly Bespectacled Unrespectful & Incompetent Moron that should be fired.

Conclusion

Yes! very good analysis; you are right about everything, we should take a break of seven months like in NFL.

Yet, if they go out play 10-man rugby they would get disowned by most fans.

How would they be expected to ‘thrash’ France if not playing to their strengths and running the ball?