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The new Blues jerseys have the coordinates for their local prison on the sleeve

The Blues go directly to jail

Where do the coordinates on the New Zealand Super Rugby teams’ sleeves take you? We checked on Google Maps, and it’s not their home grounds.

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New Zealand’s Super Rugby franchises released their special edition Lions tour jerseys last week, with each team’s hottest players modelling them together on a farm and individually in a series of boy band photo shoots.

One innovative feature of the cartology-themed ‘Territory Jersey’ design is a set of map coordinates printed on the sleeve. This inspired a genius Twitter user called Master Grassonist to enter these coordinates in Google Maps, and make this incredible discovery: the Blues jerseys bear the coordinates for the local prison.

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The 996-bed Mount Eden Corrections Facility (36°52′ S, 174°46′ E) is one of New Zealand’s most famous prisons, which has hosted some of the country’s most notorious criminals. It is a little over 2 kilometres as the crow flies from Eden Park, the Blues’ home ground.

The other teams’ coordinates are also a bit off the mark. The Chiefs’ map reference, 37°47′ S, 175°19′ E, takes us to the middle of the University of Waikato’s cricket fields, a little more than 4 kilometres from Waikato Stadium.

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In Wellington, the coordinates on the Hurricanes’ sleeves place us in the middle of the Botanical Gardens (41°17′ S, 174°46′ E), just across from the Children’s Garden and slightly under 2 kilometres from Westpac Stadium.

The Crusaders’ sleeves lead us directly to the middle of three standalone units at 13 Eversleigh Street (43°31′ S, 172°38′ E), just north of the CBD and just under 4 kilometres from AMI Stadium.

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Meanwhile, in Dunedin the Highlanders’ coordinates plonk us in the middle of Bethune’s Gully (45°50′ S, 170°33′ E), an area popular with walkers and mountain bikers to the north of the city. It is 4.5 kilometres from Forsyth Barr Stadium.

The uniform inaccuracy suggests sending the Blues to prison (where they arguably belong after Friday night’s disappointing performance against the Chiefs) was probably not a deliberate troll by an Auckland-hating adidas employee. Instead it would seem more likely to be an unfortunate result of abbreviating the numbers so they were short enough to fit on the cuff of a rugby shirt sleeve.

Still, the coordinates did prove strangely prophetic last weekend. The Blues were criminally bad against the Chiefs, who in turn controlled the game in such a way that it looked academic (please bear with me). The Hurricanes are finding Super Rugby a walk in the park after their second 50+ point win in as many weeks. And the Crusaders made themselves at home inside the opposition 22 in the final quarter of Saturday’s game after the Highlanders stumbled off the beaten track, became disorientated and couldn’t find their way back into the lead.

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PM 1 hour ago
Why Henry Pollock's x-factor could earn him a Lions Test start

I have been following Lions tours for the last 30 odd years and I can’t remember one feeling as flat as this one, so your damp squib comment is a fair one.


I think there are a few reasons for this;


1) The opposition isn’t that strong this tour and hasn’t generated the normal excitement and uncertainty for the tests, most people are expecting 0-3 (which has never happened in living memory before).


2) The growing discontent within the fan base at the number of “outside BIL “ born players in the squad is a growing issue. The import issue has reached saturation point with some fans and is a bit negative element to this tour (will improve as nation switching becomes harder).


3) The rugby so far hasn’t been great and the tactics to date are not very exciting. People expected more from Andy Farrell and his Lions team.


4) Lions management have scored some own goals with the selection and subsequent call ups. It should have been the best 44 players from the start of the tour but the recent call ups have been underwhelming and damaged the Lions brand for some fans.


5) This tour would have been better if they merged Australia with Argentina and the Lions played Fiji as a warm up game to give the Pacific Nations a better chance of exposure and glory to grow the game. This is the sort of innovative thinking they need to bring out the magic of the Lions brand and create an exciting experience for all.


What’s become clear is the next tour needs to be an exciting one before people forget how magical a Lions tour can feel and the Lions brand is damaged to the point of questioning why it continues. The writing is on the wall, so lets hope the Lions see it and correct some of the above by the next tour.

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PM 2 hours ago
Why Henry Pollock's x-factor could earn him a Lions Test start

Nick,

I am a long suffering England fan, who has had to endure watching 4 years of dull rugby, poor selections and painful defeats. Steve Borthwick talks about GPS and picks squads by numbers and then we put in a poor performance on the pitch - it’s been a consistent trend.


Something changed in the Six Nations and we totally changed our style (literally overnight) and played some really good footie, which finally felt like positive rugby for a change.


Genge has regained his pore-Covid form and is looking back to his best and is head and shoulders above Porter.


Chessum has had a good year and hasn’t played a poor International game this season.


Tom Curry was outstanding in the 6 Nations but they have been playing him at 6, wheras he is better at 7 and is lethal at the breakdown.


Tom Willis was brought into the starting team at 8 and has been one of the best England players over the last year, who should have been on this Lions tour at 8. Earl had his best game since 2020 last week - not sure 1 game warrants Lions selection over a poor combination side and he is certainly second choice for his club 7 country behind Willis.


Pollock will be a good player but like all young emerging players, he is inconsistent and can go quiet in games, which is why Curry should be the starter at 7. He brings energy to games, which is why he is good from the bench but there is an argument to say he is the 5th best England openside (Curry x2, Underhill & Earl are currently better) but will improve over the next 5 years. We just need to stop the media building him up for a fall, let him play and develop and you will see a sensational Henry Pollock for the Lions in 4 years time.


Lions will be too powerful over 80 mins, so doesn’t really matter who they pick. Just please don’t put too much hype on Pollock. His 20 mins of International rugby going into this tour were positive but the media caused a frenzy and no other player would be selected on this basis.


Let’s enjoy the rugby and give Pollock the space and time he requires.

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